Profile Shots

I don't know the reason but I'm totally into profile shots of Lara Flynn Boyle. Please find enclosed three pictures taken at the publication event of Peggy Lipton's Memoirs Breathing Out.

Vanity Fair Oscar Party

On February 27th in 2005 Lara Flynn Boyle was invited to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party. There's only a couple of pics in high-resolution I could find. If you're aware of more please let me know.

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Calvin Klein

Happy Woman

While surfing through the world wide web I found an unknown interview with Lara Flynn Boyle she gave to the so-called Happy Woman Magazine. But beware: This publication is a pure parody or in its own words: "A literary composition imitating the characteristic style of some other work or writer, but treating a serious subject in a nonsensical manner in an attempt at humor or ridicule." Conclusion: The interviews and the interviewers are not real. But it's fun to read. Here we go.

Libby
Hello lovely to see you--you're much shorter than I thought you'd be.

Lara
I always say 'size doesn't matter'.

Libby
OK you're snickering like a schoolboy so I guess that was one of those whatchamacallit's 'double entendre' things that I never get. What I mean is in the land of the giants you're a squirt--do you have a problem with that?

Lara
Lord, no I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, I haven't had a boob job--I'm not going to be the subject of a movie of the week ten years from now.

Libby
Oh, I know dear, but don't let it depress you. They don't make a MOW out of nobodies unless they get a really good disease. But don't give up, maybe an addiction, maybe a few more roles... I have to confess I've never heard of you but my nephew Frank (my new research assistant) is a big fan. He didn't even have to research very hard because most articles about you were next to his work bench. Now, Is it true you lost out on the Ally McBeal role to Calista Flockhart?

Lara
Yeah, but that doesn't bother me because I got a role on "The Practice".

Libby
That is so brave of you! Do you think you lost the role because you are too fat?

Lara
What?

Libby
Oops hit a nerve, I'll just move on. There was an article about you in Vanity Fair and you were quoted as saying "I'm the kind of woman who, when she walks into a party, all the other women leave the room."

Lara
Yeah.

Libby
Oh, you poor thing. I'm sure that's not true!!!

Lara
Yup, since I was seventeen.

Libby
You could probably do something about that, maybe learn to sing or buy presents--believe me I wasn't always a sparkling raconteur. It took some work.

Lara
You misunderstood--when I say they leave the room I mean they are threatened by me.

Libby
Why, what have you been doing to them?

Lara
What I mean is, the way I look seems to threaten other women.

Libby
Well you do wear a lot of eye make-up and that's kind of scary. Maybe if you tone it down, practice a nice smile. Do you think that's why Harrison's wife left him? She got spooked by the leer and the gloss?

Lara
I had nothing to do with the break-up of that marriage.

Libby
Oh, hon I believe you, after all he's a big movie star he could have a 'name' girlfriend. You've were also linked romantically with David Spade--that I could see, he's a squirt too and funny!!!! Oh God I loved him in... what's that movie, the one where he was funny.
Lara
Black Sheep? Tommy Boy?

Libby
No, that's not it, the one where he was a waterboy It'll come to me--

Lara
It doesn't matter anyway, we were never boyfriend and girlfriend.

Libby
Oh, that's a shame hon, if he'd been interested you could have snuggled up to him for a couple of years then you could have moved up to the big names.

Lara
I don't need a "name' boyfriend, I'm doing just fine by myself thank you very much.

Libby
And there was some talk about you dating Jack Nicklaus...

Lara
Jack Nicholson. The Chief..

Libby
But don't worry hon I didn't believe a word of it, they print all kinds of rubbish on a slow celebrity news day.

Lara
I wouldn't say it was rubbish. The whole world is in love with Jack why can't I be?

Libby
You're nice kid in a kind of rough way. I just want you to know you don't have to make up pretend boyfriends just to impress me.

Lara
Are you for real?

Libby
I'm just saying maybe you should rethink that David thing, get a nice frock, practice smiling and how-do-you-do's and who knows maybe they will make a film about you, I mean anything's possible. You're too old to be an ingenue but with a little luck and my fingers crossed who knows? You might get a nice "mom" role if you washed of the goop. Best of luck darling.

Lara
**** you.

Past Times

Kyle MacLachlan (left) and Lara Flynn Boyle speak as Bruce Linser looks on, at the Governor's Ball held immediately after the 1990 Emmy Awards 9/16/90.

Allure Magazine

In 2000 and 2001 Lara Flynn Boyle was photographed for the september respectively august editions of Allure Magazine. These are extraordinary beautiful and artifical pictures of the actress. Credits to the original publisher.

Friends of the Family

Lara Flynn Boyle has been a celebrity sponsor for Friends of the Family for a few years. The mission of this family resource center in Southern California is to foster strong, self-sufficient families and resilient children by providing effective mental health and human development programs in the greater Los Angeles area. Each year the organisation celebrates an Annual Families Matter Benefit and Celebration evening. Last year Lara Flynn Boyle attended this event. And how did she look? Amazing es ever. Credits to the original publisher.

Oops

After a wild night even Lara Flynn Boyle looks a bit weird, doesn't she? Credits - as always - to the original publisher.

Autographs

Random

Invitation for Ken Paves' Salon

On September 29th last year Lara Flynn Boyle was invited to attend the opening of Ken Paves' Salon in Beverly Hills. And that's the way she looked alike.

Jacob - The Bible Collection

"For seven long years, Jacob has labored to earn the right to marry beautiful Rachel. Now the seven years are up - but Rachel's devious father substitutes his elder daughter on the wedding night. Matthew Modine and Lara Flynn Boyle play Jacob and Rachel in this love story from the Bible. Highlights of Jacob's life - how he usurped his brother Esau's birthright and blessing, the pillow of stone, the ladder to heaven, wrestling with God - are set against the heartache and hope of his relationship with the woman he seems destined never to possess. Sustained by his faith in God and his love for Rachel, Jacob perseveres...and becomes the father of the 12 tribes of Israel."

This TV movie was part of a huge Bible production financed by international companies and distributors from Germany, Italy and the United States. In Jacob Lara Flynn Boyle looks as lovely as ever - even with a sunburnt face.


Please find enclosed some more pictures.



Links

• Jacob on the Internet Movie Database (IMDB)
• User comments on IMDB.com
• Official Website of Five Mile River Films

US Magazine

On june 19th last year US Magazine posted a picture compilation in order to compare the body changes Lara Flynn Boyle has gone through. "After years of sporting a skeletal physique, she's expanded her diet to include things besides oxygen, added a few much-needed pounds and looks amazing. Keep it up, Lara!"

Dead Poets Society

In 1989 Lara Flynn Boyle was hired to play a small part in Peter Weirs blockbuster Dead Poets Society. You don't remember her in this masterpiece of filmwork, do you? Most of her scenes were cut off of the final movie with only tiny appearances left. Beside this version there exists another one which has been aired on USA Network. It contains a big sequence in which a 19-years-old Lara can show her talent. Unfortunately, the quality isn't the best but it will at least give you a rough idea of what the scene was like. By the way, I found it on Crazy Dave's Peter Weir Cave. His website also provides a transcript of this scene (scene three). And if you want to take a deeper look just click on the following mov.file. It's 2.9 Mb and runs 2:53. For watching it you just need the quicktime player. All the other scenes - without Lara, of course - are located on this site.